Release Day!

Let the banging of Pots and Pans commence! 

Secrets and Bow Ties is officially out today. This is the third in the Secrets series, but like all the others it's a standalone. It's also the zanies and zingiest of the series so far, take my word for it.

The story's hero—if you can use the term for someone like Dylan—is a self-confessed gold digger. Unfortunately for him, his biggest talent lies in getting into trouble. Enter Simon, the nerdy, fashion-challenged college professor. Add a trip to Las Vegas, a handful of bad guys, and you have a heaping dose of screwball comedy-romance-suspense.

You can enter to win a copy of the entire series on Diverse Reader.

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Secrets and Charms is live at all the usual retailers. It's the second book of the "Secrets" series but not truly a sequel. Charms tells the story of Olly, who was a supporting character in Secrets and Ink. However, to those who enjoyed Ink, Charms delivers a similar package: humor, romance, smexy times, and a dash of mystery. Plus a highly fictionalized take on the movie business.

Writing this story I had a good time making up fictional movie titles for various genres from slasher flick to Oscar-bait. But my favorite is Olly's beloved gay porn flick from above. I put real research into this. No, I don't mean watching gay porn! Not this time, anyway. What I mean is, that I had to use math (!) to figure out when the movie was produced, then look up the popular mainstream movies of the time to come up with a spoof title. (The research probably ended with me either watching gay porn or youtube videos of cute animals. I don't remember, but that's how most of my researches end.)

The next Secrets book, Secrets and Bow Ties, is scheduled to come out in May. In it we'll find out more about the "plot" of Dildo Menace, and Brian Rockwell's anatomy.